Dairycon 2018 Exclusives! 'Ahoy Me Hearties!' Assortment Read about these exciting characters in Shattered! The Dairycon Moo-niverse!

Allegiance: Dairycon Name: PIRATE PETE Function: Peddler Quote: "It would have been great!" Profile: PIRATE PETE was once one of the most ruthless and powerful pirates in the galaxy. Along with his boss CYCLONUS, they ran an organization called “The Savage Syndicate”. Known for robbing and pillaging across the universe, they struck fear into all who encountered them. Often known to peddle substandard merchandise at obscene prices. Cyclonus expelled PIRATE PETE from the organization. Now PETE peddles his wares in the dark forgotten corners of the universe, while promoting his own pirate group, “Pete’s Pirate Group.” Abilities: Beak contains an oxidizing laser that freezes enemies’ internal mechanisms. Became a Pretender in order to increase his power, but nobody noticed. Weaknesses: Not very strong or fast. Lacks imagination. Named his ship “Pete’s Pirate Ship.” Proudly takes credit for ideas that “The Savage Syndicate” abandoned. Alt Mode | In Package

Allegiance: MOTU Name: WINDRAIDER Function: Heroic Vehicle Quote: "Additional figures not included!" Profile: The WINDRAIDER is a powerful jet-propelled craft that has the capability to fly. The Master who pilots him can travel the Universe. The vehicle is equipped with lasers and photon guns. The Wind Raider is used by the Heroic Warriors. Abilities: Allows DUNCAN to travel further that he would otherwise be able to on foot. WINDRAIDER has the ability to interlink with others and provide a flight boost. Weaknesses: Not a sentient being, thus not possessed of a spark. Alt Mode | In Package

Allegiance: Dairycon Name: STINKY PETE (AKA Smashed Plastic Pirate Pete) Function: Cheese Maker Quote: "I’m not as bad as I smell – I’m Worse." Profile: STINKY PETE is the Smashed Plastic (Mirror Universe) version of PIRATE PETE. In most cases, in a Mirror Universe a good bot becomes evil or vice versa. In the case of STINKY PETE and PIRATE PETE, other than their paintjobs, there is very little difference between them. STINKY PETE is a master cheesemaker. Considers himself an Artisan. Peddles his own brand of limburger at obscene prices. Samples his wares and often uses it as a lubricant, resulting in an unbearable stench from his mouth and joints. Abilities: Foul-smelling orifice can generate corrosive acid that melts enemies on contact. Transforms into a Thermal pickaxe that can reach 40000 decrees Celsius, though no-one is willing to wield him. Weaknesses: When STINKY PETE cuts the cheese, he does it literally. Stench drives away friend and foe alike. Alt Mode | In Package

Allegiance: Dairycon Name: RAUL Function: Car Thief Quote: "The only crime is getting caught." Profile: Car thief. Customizer. Break-dancer. RAUL has done it all. The only human known to have taken out Megatron with a can of spray paint. Never pays for entertainment; he has the largest collection of pirated dvds on the planet. Abilities: Has the typical abilities of a human his age who engages in no physical exercise. Underwent the Headmaster process gratefully. Combines with TRACKS to give him a blindingblacklight cannon. Weaknesses: Doesn't work well with other 'bots. They worry (rightfully so) that they'll either be tagged with graffiti, or deactivated and sold for parts. Alt Mode | In Package

Allegiance: MOTU Name: DUNCAN Function: Weapons Master Quote: "Live the journey; for every destination is but a doorway to another." Profile: Traveled from a Universe where he was the undisputed Master. Now helps the DAIRYCONs fight to defeat their enemies! Abilities: Has the typical abilities of a human his age who engages in heavy physical exercise. So tough he put *himself* through the 'master process. Combines with any transector to give them additional arms. Typically stays with his modified WINDRAIDER vehicle. Weaknesses: Sentimental; wants to end the war quickly so he can return to his adopted daughter. Alt Mode | In Package

Allegiance: Dairycon Name: PsyCloneUs Function: Red Herring Quote: "It would have been Great!" Profile: People think the diminutive PsyCloneUs is the captive thrall of PIRATE PETE, but the reverse is actually true! PsyCloneUs *is* PIRATE PETE! Pete's Pirate Ship is actually a Pretender shell, and PsyCloneUs is the inner robot. Pete upgraded to gain more power, but nobody noticed; they just talk to the purple Pretender shell and ignore the human. Abilities: Manipulation; Has numerous sycopants, bootlickers and toadies to do his bidding. Preys on nostalgia. Uses these abilities to peddle substandard merchandice at obscene prices. A true Pirate's Pirate. Weaknesses: Greed, narcissism, bigotry. Lack of compassion prevents him from seeing the bigger picture. Alt Mode | In Package

Allegiance: Dairycon Name: RAINBOW DOUBLOONS Function: Thieving Scallywag Quote: "Yo-ho-ho, and a cube of engex!" Profile: Many MOOns ago, this once cheerful and happy go lucky Cybertronian vagabond caught the wrong end of a transfixatron cannon, becoming permanently locked in his beast mode. Now, angry and bitter, he calls himself The Plundering Pegasus Peg-Legged Pirate, or PPPLP for short. Travels the stars trying to find a way to get unstuck and back into robot mode. Hardened of spark and uncaring of others, only deriving pleasure from looting unsuspecting starships of money and energon goodies. Skilled at stellar navigation and on-the-horsefly thinking under stress. Abilities: His third party add-on peg leg doubles as a melee weapon, as well as a interchangeable short range blaster. Resilient in battle and infamously proficient (he's just famous, he's INfamous ) in hand-to-hoof combat. Wings have built-in microthrusters which assist flight in zero gravity. Weaknesses: Wings are vulnerable to ballistic weaponry. Totally obsessed with finding a way out of his pony beast mode, which easily clouds his judgement. Aside from drinking astroliters of engex at a time and the occasional pilfering, he doesn't enjoy much of anything else. If only someone - or somepony - could become his first mate and teach him how to have some fun for a change ... With Short Range Blaster | In Package

Notes 1: Personally, I thought Pirate Pete’s name should have been PsyCloneUs, especially given his color, but it was a Pirate theme this year, so... Notes 2: It's a Masters of the Universe vehicle. That's the joke. Notes 3: Stinky Pete is the Staff–only exclusive. Notes 4: Seriously, look it up. Raul defeated Megatron with a can of krylon spray paint. And you just know his old tapes were off the radio. He didn't pay for any of his music. Notes 5: Duncan's real name is Man-at-Arms. It's another Masters of the Universe joke. You know, because Pirates are... ug, nevermind. Notes 6: Hey, look at that, PsyCloneUs was Pirate Pete the whle time! And he would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids... Notes 7: I have never regretted a Pony addition to the ranks. Ever.