Name: Fire Guts Windbreaker
Function: Crack Patrol
Quote: "Pull my finger!"
Powered by c-culture, and energized by The Moo, Windbreaker has taken on his Super God form! Windbreaker has never met a joke he didn't like, and of course, fart jokes are his favorite of all. Nicknamed "SBD" (Silent But Deadly), Windbreaker's jokes keep his comrades loose on the battlefield, and entertained when off duty.
Windbreaker is a lover of anything that can be called retro. Tends to overuse some classic words and phrases, especially exotic terms for, and relating to, flatulence; "Barn-Burner," "Booty-bomb," "Fire in the hole," etc.
In robot mode Windbreaker carries an incendiary acid rifle whose explosive blasts can dissolve the strongest materials on contact. In vehicle mode, the noxious fumes given off by his malfunctioning catalytic converter can interfere with other bots targeting systems and incapacitate most organic life forms. Windbreaker is among the fastest of all Dairycons. On flat terrain his speed can even create a sonic boom...of sorts...disorienting his enemies and occasionally his allies.
Human allies have been known to faint or feel lightheaded in close proximity to Windbreaker. His robotic brethren often disable their olfactory sensors around him due to his catalytic converter problem, leaving them vulnerable to certain types of chemical attacks that they would otherwise detect. Calling out different code names for his 'lethal weapon' don't always win him friends. "Hey Decepticons! My aft loves you so much, it blew you a kiss!" (BRAAAAP!)