Dairycon 2024 Exclusives!

'The Retro Rewind' Assortment!


Allegiance: ISCO
Name: FamiComvoy
Function: Merchandise

Quote: "Quit blowing into me, I can't deal with that now!"

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Famicomvoy had one job: to inform Japanese audiences about the death of Optimus Prime.

He failed.

Luckily, he had his good looks to fall back on. Nowadays, he commands his own squadron of Dairycons.

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As a shameless product tie-in, Famicomvoy can often be seen doing cool skateboard tricks and slamming cans of ice cold Energon Zero. He's often mistaken for Ultra Magnus, despite his miniscule size, and uses that to his advantage. His ability to transform into a game cartridge and link to old computer consoles almost never comes in handy, but it allows him to collect a couple extra shannix each cycle, as he lists himself as a 'master.

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Famicomvoy's tepid speeches and outdated catchphrases rarely motivate his troops into battle. Given the limits of his storage capacity, people are wondering how he fits an entire personality on a single cartridge.

Subpar game mechanics foil even the most ardent players from unlocking level 9 and winning the game.


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Name: Crying Little Pisant
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Name: Dairycon Sedan
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Name: Retired Jumpstarter
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Notes 1: Headmaster? Brainmaster? Cartridge master? His resume is vague.

Hey, if Optimus Prime can fit on a floppy disk...!

In case you thought we were joking: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transformers:_Mystery_of_Convoy

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