Allegiance: Dairycon
Name: SnackWave
Function: Food Service / Espionage
Quote: "SnackWave superior, salad bar inferior!"
Profile:
Seeking a more ubiquitous alternative mode for his activities, Soundwave has reformatted himself into a vending machine. Now, as Snackwave, he's able to gather intelligence both in high-school cafeterias, or high powered office settings. Even in the breakroom of the Ark itself! This ushers in a new era for Decepticon espionage!
Abilities:
With the largest subspace pocket of all Transformers, Snackwave has the ability to store nearly infinite amounts of snacks, and deploy them on demand. With his mass-shifting, he's able to be either human, or giant robot sized in his altmode. Hungry Decepticons will find the machine occasionally discharges two bags of Energon chips, while thirsty Autobots wanting to slam some Engex have their shannix spit back out at them, or the machine mysteriously jams. Humans get potato chips fried in trans-fat, of course. Mwahaha.
Weaknesses:
Retaining multiple alt modes has proven to be a strain. Occasionally reverts back to his cassette deck altmode, making him stick out from his concealed breakroom environment. As a robot, he occasionally ejects beverages in battle instead of his cassette warriors.