Floridians wear coats, gloves and woolly hats.
Wisconsin people sunbathe.
New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
Wisconsin people plant gardens.
Italian cars won't start.
Wisconsin people drive with the windows down.
Distilled water freezes.
Lake Michigan's water gets thicker.
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Wisconsin people have the last cookout before it gets cold.
New York landlords finally turn on the heat.
Wisconsin people throw on a sweatshirt.
Californians fly away to Mexico.
Wisconsin people lick a flagpole.
People in Miami cease to exist.
Wisconsin people get out their winter coats.
Wisconsin's Girl Scouts begin selling cookies door to door.
Polar bears begin to evacuate Antarctica.
Wisconsin's Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
Mt. St. Helen's freezes.
Wisconsin people rent some videos.
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Wisconsin people get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
Microbial life survives on dairy products.
Wisconsin cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
ALL atomic motion stops.
Wisconsin people start saying "Cold 'nuff for ya?"
Hell freezes over.
The Minnesota Vikings win the Super Bowl.