Read about these exciting characters in Shattered: The Dairycon Moo-niverse and Battle for Brew City!
Allegiance: Shattered Moo-niverse|
Name: Nemesis Heffer
Function: Evil Counterpart
Quote: Tarnation! This is some Ruff Stuff right here!"
Allegiance: Heroic Dairycon|
Quote: "Beware the Red Cow!"
"Released to international acclaim, 'MultiWorld of BoreCraft' (created by Ethan Zachary of Alternate Reality) entertains humans and Cybertronians alike. With hundreds of characters to choose from, the galaxy's most popular subscription-based multiplayer online role-playing game is at your fingertips! Join the epic conflict. Play as human, meta-human, or shape-changing robot. Create your own character, or play one of our popular preloads, such as NeoKnight, or Optimus Prime! Join today!"
Not since the release of the popular search engine 'Moogle' has something so enthralled the Dairycons. It is rumored that Heffer has already spent weeks playing the online game with his customizable character, 'BatMoo'. He's been stuck on 'Battle for Brew-City' the entire time. No-one has seen fit to give him the cheat codes.
Keeping the armored cape and cowl hidden on a cowbell-shaped keychain in his pocket, Blackrock ensures that no-one else can steal his costume by locking the activation code with a voice command:
"In loudest din or hush profound,
Let's face it. A billionare playboy who dresses up to fight crime? There's something wrong with this guy.
Allegiance: Cheesehead Garrison|
Name: PewtaR-2D2 ('pewtartoo')
Function:Royal Astromech Sewing Droid
Quote: "Beep. Seriously? That's how I talk? Beep?"
Nemesis Heffer - Gosh, Everyone Else was Doing It. :-) If you haven't 'got' our humor by now, there's no hope for you. The original version of Nemesis Heffer had the colors switched (ie, Heffer was white with black spots; Nemesis Heffer was black with white spots.) Since it would have taken too-long to explain that... :-) He should consider himself lucky. At least he isn't colored like BatMoo. Nemesis Heffer was the Raffle Exclusive for Dairycon 2013. Nemesis Heffer was the Raffle Exclusive for Dairycon 2013.
PewtaR-2D2 - Nominally the Cheesehead Garrison exclusive (along with the Aluminum Falcon accessory), those plucky Star Wars fiends will finally be able to fill the hole in their collection with this beauty. Only a R-series would have been brave enough to save the Queen....s wardrobe.
BatMoo - I trust this is sufficiently funny to people without the explanation. :-) Since we did NeoKnight's civilian identity last year, it made sense to reveal his secret identity now. And here it is! Isn't it fun to have DC characters used as the basis for something Marvel? Why, I bet the idea just might catch on...
Did you know that Blackrock's cowbell-shaped keychain also functions as a 'Knight Light'? He keeps it on his utility bell... :-)