Function: Mini Construction Team Leader
Quote: "Twas a fembot who drove me to drink. I never had the courtesy to thank her."
In his Own Words: "Yea, They say I'm the Leader of the Mini-Construction Team. But who could really lead these guys? - Dangit, POSER, Be Quiet! Just shut up and let WANNABEE pretend he's in-charge! - Ugh, this pounding headache. It's just easier when I drink. Man, what a hangover. I can't believe Uncle is still standing. - What did I *just* tell you two?! - Primus, I need a break."
Usually the on-site foreman for Construction Projects, Tipsy can be counted on to keep things on-schedule. His patience for POSER and WANNABEE amongst the other Dairycons is Legendary. This patience, however, has taken its toll.
If Beer were an Ability, then TIPSY would be full of it. It's the reason he gets out of the CR chamber every cycling session. In fleshling parlance, he would be referred to as a 'functioning alcholic'. Eye for detail critical to future dairycon projects, though TIPSY spends most of his time trying to keep POSER and WANNABEE apart. Capable of hauling several tons of weapons or energon into battle. Combines with his fellow Mini Construction Team into a being of great power.
TIPSY's drinking is the nexus of his problem. Is considered a prime candidate for intervention. Often tires of playing the referee for the others. Takes time off the clock to sample the brew with Uncle Whiskey Breath. As a result, TIPSY can often be caught in an overfueled state when called back into action. Has been known to yell at normal human semi-trucks, trying to figure out why they won't answer him.