The Fabulous Fourteen! Celebrating fourteen years of Dairycon!

What is the Fabulous Fourteen? The fabulous Fourteen is(ARE:-) fourteen (as if you hadn't guessed that much) toys and accessories celebrating fourteen years of Dairycon. These fantastic items celebrate the rich history and tradition that is Dairycon, yet are only a portion of the great items available this year at Dairycon 2014: Age of Distinction: Return of Bunny Convoy! Now, without further ado, here are the Fabulous Fourteen:

Name: Bunny Convoy Series: Dairycon Classics' Assortment Available At: Dairycon 2014! More Information...

Name: SunBeam GTT Series: Dairycon Classics' Assortment Available At: Dairycon 2014! More Information...

Name: Clutterbug Series: Dairycon Classics' Assortment Available At: Dairycon 2014! More Information...

Name: Overdrive Convoy Series: The 'Roll Out' Assortment! Available At: Dairycon 2014! More Information...

Name: Shining Spider Series: Age of Distinction Assortment! Available At: Dairycon 2014! More Information...

Name: Danger Convoy Series: Age of Distinction Assortment! Available At: Dairycon 2014! More Information...

Name: Target Moo-ster Series: Age of Distinction Accessory Packs Available At: Dairycon 2014! More Information...

Name: Dairybot Series: Age of Distinction Accessory Packs Available At: Dairycon 2014! More Information...

Name: Dairycon Series: Age of Distinction Accessory Packs Available At: Dairycon 2014! More Information...

Name: Optimus Fry Series: Age of Distinction Accessory Packs Available At: Dairycon 2014! More Information...

Name: Brave Ball Series: Age of Distinction Accessory Packs Available At: Dairycon 2014! More Information...

Name: Vector Sigma Disco Ball Series: Age of Distinction Accessory Packs Available At: Dairycon 2014! More Information...

Name: Heffer (Diamond Edition) Series: Year of the Cow Assortment Available At: Dairycon 2014: Antarctica! Diamond Edition Heffer is a toy over one billion years in the making! Each part of this exact reproduction of the original Dairycon Heffer toy is hand carved from raw diamond that is over one billion years old. Enhanced with shards of Burmese ruby crystals, this extremely limited masterpiece is available exclusively at Dairycon 2014: Antarctica, the first toy convention ever held on a polar ice cap. The vast expanse of ice at the bottom of the world is the perfect venue to release this stunning toy. Can't make it to Dairycon 2014: Antarctica? Ask your favorite online retailer if they will be carrying the Dairycon Diamond Edition Heffer.

Name: Uncle Whiskey Breath                           (Platinum Edition) Series: Year of the Cow Assortment Available At: Dairycon 2014: LA!                           (Laurentian Abyss) Platinum Edition Uncle Whiskey Breath is the first convention exclusive of it's kind! An exact reproduction of the Dairycon Uncle Whiskey Breath toy at thee times the size of the original. It's cast of pure platinum, but it's most impressive feature is that it was cast hollow with a screw cap on his back so that he can be used as a flask. He comes filled with Dairycon's own special blend Whiskey. Aged in barrels made from the pallets that carried the first Transformers to the United States in 1984 and lined with moon rocks for an out of this world flavor unlike any other. This extremely limited masterpiece is available exclusively at Dairycon 2014: LA (Laurentian Abyss) the first toy convention ever held seven miles below sea level in the remains of a sunken air craft carrier! Can't make it to Dairycon 2014: LA (Laurentian Abyss)? Ask your favorite online retailer and local liquor store if they will be carrying the Dairycon Platinum Edition Uncle Whiskey Breath.

Notes: A conversation about this page between Lewis and Fred. Lewis: "As incredibly amazing as Transformers (2007) was, they did make at least one little mistake. The Laurentian Abyss (where the deceased Decepticons were put at the end of the movie)) was stated to be 7 miles deep, but it is in reality only 3.7 miles deep. Challenger Deep in the Pacific Ocean, the deepest known place on earth is nearly seven miles down." Fred: "You didn't really need to explain that." Lewis: "Well, I figured a lot of people wouldn't get the joke that I was repeating the mistake from the movie. Michael Bay, being the genius he is rarely ever makes a mistake." Fred: "Pearl Harbor." Lewis: "Okay, he made one mistake." Fred: "Are you also going to explain that the last two members of the Fabulous Fourteen are poking fun at Hasbro because at least three of the Thrilling Thirty toys are exclusive to foreign conventions?" Lewis: "Um...yeah...I was. At least our joke toys are unique unlike their real ones. Hasbro's foreign Thrilling Thirty toys are just repacks or slight repaints of what we got here." Fred: "Not sure you needed to explain that either." Lewis: "Well, you know me. The only thing I like to take shots at more than Hasbro is Botcon." Fred: "Can't disagree with that. By the way, you forgot to mention that the aircraft carrier was a reference to Revenge of the Fallen." Lewis: "I thought that was obvious." Fred: "*Sigh.*"